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About Rural enterprise. (Halsey, Or.) 1924-1927 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 16, 1926)
Sure Relief B ell - an s Hot water Sure Relief ,7** K IT C H E N -B y - C H A P T E R V I I — C o n tin u e d Arthur D. Howden Smith ♦ Help Kidneys >y Drinking More Water i C A B IN E T u . . . ....... Here we hud a stroke o f w h a t tu rn e d (vCJ. &•!<. WvAlvtu N«wap«ipvi luidu.) — 14— out a fte rw a rd to be ra re good luck. The three dum m ies w ere then dis R ls h t m u st n o t liv e In Id le n e ss. Author of W h ils t we were m aking caiup a group N or d w e ll In s m u g c o n te n t ; posed io the s a tis fa c tio n o f Ta-wan o f five canoes o f the h lrc h -b a rk w hich PORTO BELLO COLD, Etc. It m u st be s tr o n g , a g a in s t th a ne-arg and, s trik in g Mint and steel to is used by o th e r n a tio ns than the Iro th r o n g I © by B r e n ta n o * « .) some ro tte n wood, a b rig h t hlaae sent O f fo e s , on e v il b ent. W N U S e rv ie « quois approached fro m upstreAm , anil — E d g a r G u est. j the shadows chasing each o th e r around th e ir occupants camped beside us. 25« and 75« Pk$s.Soid Everywhere I the confines o f the glade. These In d ia n s were Messesagues, JU S T A F E W C A K E S "P e te r,” he said, “ you had best whose c o u n try la y between the tw o J take post by th a t boulder on the o th er great In la n d seas, the E rle *u u d H u ron side o f the tire, O rnterod and Ta wan- O fte n a sim ple ta s ty w ell-m ade cake lakes. T hey were on th e ir way to F o rt With a nice Ic in g w ill be m ore s a tis fy ne ¡y> w ill lie together upon th is side.” Grange or A lb a n y to tra d e t lie ir w in L o u need not th in k it necessary to in g th a n th e more te r cutch o f fu rs , w h ich lay haled in keep me by yo u r side," I suid in d ig e l a b o r a t e and tlie canoes. ric h ones. n a n tly . " ’T ls n o t the firs t tim e I shall T hey to ld T a w a n ne-ars they had had Cinnam on Bun. have heard m uske try.” haarlem o il has been a w orld trou b le w ith the S ie u r de T o n ty , com — Cream one-half A gleam o f hum orous in te llig e n ce niander o f the F rench tra d in g post o f wide remedy fo r kidney, live r and c u p fu l o f b u tte r, chased the gloom y fe ro c ity fro m the Le De T r o it (D e tro it, M ich ), w h ich bladder disorders, rheumatism, add one c u p fu l o f Seneca's face. hud beett e stahiistied in t lie ir co u n try ; lumbago and u ric acid conditions. sugur g ra d u a lly , “ Ta-wan-ue-ars does not doubt the and th a t in consequence De T o n ty had then th e yolks o f v a lo r o f his b ro th e r," he said, “ but been obliged to fiee and tlie y had de tw o eggs, tw o c u p fu ls o f flo u r, tw o O rm erod has never fo u g h t w ith Cuh- cided to s h ift th e ir tra d e to the Eng teaspoonfuls o f ba kin g pow der s ifte d nuagas. T hey are dogs, hut they ure lish , Ta-w an-ne-ars encouraged them s k ille d in fo re st w a r.” in th is design and described to them to g e th e r w ith a teaspoonful o f clnuu- tqon, added to the egg and sugar m ix- He sank down behind a boulder the high q u a lity and q u a n tity o f tlie tu re w ith o n e -h a lf c u p fu l o f m ilk , beat next to the one by w h ich I stood. Cor- g o o d s tlie y m ig h t expect to get in ex correct in te rn a l troubles, stim ulate v ita l w e ll, add on e -h a lf c u p fu l o f ra is in s la o r had been sw allow ed by the danc change fo r th e ir fu rs a t Albany. organs. Three sizes. A ll druggists. Insist* and fo ld In the s tiffly beaten w h ite s o f in g shadows beyond the fire. On th e fo u rth day tlie tr u ll aban tw o eggs. Bake In a sheet and when on the o rigina l genuine G old M e d a l . 1 dropped beside Ta-wan-ne-ars, and doned tlie heudw uters o f the M oliuw k, done spread generously w ith b u tte r lik e him dusted fresh pow der In to the fa s t s h a llo w in g in depth, and headed and s p rin k le w ith powdered sugur und O dd "Note B ook” Used pan o f my m usket, dre w tom ahaw k w e stw a rd across tlie m ile -w ide d iv id e and k n ife fro m t lie ir sheaths and la id o f land w h ich separates the w aters cinnam on w e ll m ixed. Luncheon Cake.— B u t a ll tlie In- by Famous Preacher them on the ground w ith in reach. flo w in g In to tlie M ohaw k and Hudson gre d ie n ts fo llo w in g Into a how l to- W hen J o n a th a n E d w a rd s was a m in I t m ust have been a t least tw o hours riv e r fro m those flo w in g In to Luke is te r a t N o rth a m p to n , Muss., w here he a fte r we had ta ke n cover th a t Ta-wan- ( in ta r io and tlie St. L a w re n ce riv e r o f g e lh e r and beat fo r three m inutes, bake fo rty m in ute s In a m oderate was o rd a in e d In 1727 and preached ne-ars touched m y arm , and the lig h t Canada. u n til 1749, one o f his h a b its was to fro m the g lo w in g bed o f coals re I had m y fir s t vie w o f the long o v e n ; O n e -lin lf c u p fu l o f soft b u tter, one and o n e -th ird c u p fu ls o f brow n c a rry pen, In k and paper w ith him houses o f th e Lroquols a t th e Oneida vealed a feathered head crouching f o r w h ile r id in g horseback. M e d ita tin g Castle, G a-no-a-lo-hale ( “ A head on a sugar, tw o eggs, o n e -h a lf c u p fu l o f w a rd w here the tr a il entered the glade. “ T iie R a t can go to the to rtu re - c o n tin u o u s ly , lie w o u ld fre q u e n tly gel I t hovered around the edge o f the stake und n o t unsw er th a t question, p o le "), w h ic h was situ a te d on the m ilk , three teaspoonfuls o f ba kin g dow n fro m his horse, s it upon a rock Oneida lake. T he y were Im pressive powder, o n e -h a lf teaspnonful o f elnna- fire lig h t lik e a ' m onstrous re p tillu n C o rla er,” he said q u ite sim ply. mon, th e same o f g rille d nutm eg, one- and w r ite fo r hours. . F re q u e n tly he fiend, body bent n e a rly double, a g lin t buildings, s ix ty , e ig h ty , one hundred “ We w ill ta ke you to the nearest v il set aside special days fo r fa s tin g and o f steel show ing w henever tlie hands and som etim es one hundred und tw e n h a lf m p fu l o f rnls'.ns and one und lage and le t you make good y o u r th re e -fo u rth s c u p fu ls o f Hour. m e d ita tio n , .a n d a t such tim es m ight ty fe e t in le n g th und fro m tw e lv e to moved. P re se n tly lie w ith d re w in to boast,'' threatened Ta-wan-ne-ars. C rum b C a k *.— T n k e one and one- he gone f o r days. I f his in k ran o u t th e tr a il, and it seemed th a t tw o more fifte e n o r tw e n ty feet w ide. \Ve went T h e Cahnuagu sm iled. h a lf c u p fu ls o f sugar, o n e -lin lf cu p ful he w o u ld p in pieces' o f paper to his hours dragged by on leaden feet, a l as a m u tte r o f course to the lodgings " I f I to ld you, none the less should o f b u tte r, and tw o c u p fu ls o f H o u r; coat to re m in d h im o f p a rtic u la r though it was pro b a b ly less th a n h a lL I su ffe r a t the stake,” he said, “ fo r th e o f the O neida W olves, o f whom Ta- m ix w e ll and when w e ll blended take thoughts. Upon h is re tu rn he w o u ld wan-ne-ars, uncording to the Iro q u o is th a t tim e. Ga-go-sa lio -nun-us-tuse-ta (M is tre s s out one c u p fu l o f the m ix tu re and lie seen th a tch e d w ith these paper re code, was a b lo o d -b ro th e r; and they T he fire was low er, b u t Ta-wan-ne- o f the False Faces) knows a il. Do m inders. A t S to ckb rid ge , w here he ars d id not need to w a rn me when the placed u t o u r disposal a guest cham m id one c u p fu l o f m ilk , tw o eggs, tw o yo u r w o rst, C h ie f o f the L oug House.” teaspoonfuls o f b a kin g pow der anil w ent upon le a v in g N o rth a m p to n , his Keepers reappeared. I t wus as I f a ber, th e firs t next to th e e ntrance o f A tin g e o f m ockery colored his fo u r-p o s te r bed, w ith its enclosing cu r m ist o f e v il preceded them . M y senses the Ga-no-sote (B a rk house), together one teaspoonful o f fla v o rin g e x tra c t to voice. th e rem ainder. But In to th e cake pan ta in s, is preserved, us w e ll as the p in were a le rt, und I saw the firs t fe a th w ith a ll th e firew ood and food w hich “ Be sure th a t w h a te ver you do you and s p rin k le the to p w ith the c u p fu l cushion fro m w h ich , d u rin g the nig h t, ered head emerge fro m the t r a il and we req u ire d and au aged squaw to cannot equal the in g e n u ity o f th e Ga- o f the m ix tu re . Bake as usual. cook and w a it upon us. he rem oved p in s w h ich he stu ck in to each one o f th e six who fo llo w e d th e ir go-sa. Yes, I th in k you w ill eouie to Apple Sauce Cake.—T a k e one cup F ro m th e O neidu ca stle the G reat th e c u rta in s as re m in d e rs.— P h ilip leader. I counted every step o f th e ir kn o w m ore about them some day, I r o fu l o f sugar, on e -h a lf c u p fu l o f s h o rt N o rd e ll, In th e F oru m . approach u n til th e y e llo w p u ln t w h ich quois. I seem to see p ictu re s in the T r a il bore w e stw a rd past De-o-sa da ys ah (Deep S p rin g ), w h ic h la y on the ening, one c u p fu l o f apple sauce s if t streaked the rib s o f the one nearest to fire lig h t o f a stake, and a b u ild in g boundaries e Onondagas, whose ed, one teaspnonful o f soda, one h a lf “ DANDELIO N BUTTER COLOR” me glim m ered in the lig h t o f th e em w ith a to w e r and a b ell th a t rin gs, and b e a u tifu l va o lle f y th teaspoonful each o f cln n n in o ii and , w ith its m o rro r lake, bers. m any o f the Ga-go-sa dance around cloves, one and th re e -fo u rth s cu p fuls A h a rm le ss vegetable b u tte r co lo r was th e fa ire s t c o u n try 1 have ever “ H a h yah yah-ceee-eee-ee-e I * you, and yo u r pain is ve ry great. Aye, o f flo u r and c u rra n ts o r rnlsln s to used by m illio n s f o r 50 yenrs. D ru g Ta-w an-ne-ars sounded th e war- you are s h rie k in g lik e a w o m a n ; seen unless it be tlie m atchless home taste. Add sugar to th e shortening, s to re s and general stores sell b o ttle s o f the Senecas. T he t r a il led us whoop as he fired , and in s tin c tiv e ly I you— ” o f “ D a n d e lio n ” fo r 35 cents.—A d v. then the apple sauce nnd o ther In th ro u g h the th re e villa g e s o f tlie trib e , aim ed my piece a t those och e r-tin ted li e sprang, not at th e Seneca b u t gredients. Bake In gem pans or loaf. w h ich w ere st u tte re d along the hanks rib s and pressed the trig g e r. T he re a t me. H is hands were around my C o rn s ta lk P a p e r L ig h tn in g Cake.— M elt o n e -fo u rth o f o f the Onondaga riv e r n o rth w a rd o f a c u p fu l o f b u tte r o r ra th e r soften It, E x p e rts In the em p lo ym e n t o f the p o rt o f m y musket* c a rrie d on the th ro a t before I could move. I lls eyes tlie lake. break in to the same m easuring cup g o ve rn m e nt have d e m onstrated th a t .1 echoes w h ich had been roused by the blazed in to m ine. H is teeth gnashed I t was a ric h c o u n try w h ich we C o rlu c rs discharged as I a t m y fuce. A gout o f blond, th ic k one egg, add m ilk Io All the cup. M ix v e ry f a ir q u a lity o f paper can be m an Seneca's. traversed, a c o u n try f it to lie tlie home bounded to m y feet. and w arm , deluged me. T he n e xt o f a race o f w a rrio rs . T lie people we one c u p fu l o f sugar, one c u p fu l o f u fa c tu re d fro m th e common com stalK . T he Cahnuagas yelled in s u rp ris e ; th in g I rem em bered was seeing T a- flo u r one teaspoonful o f lin k in g pow P a p e r s u ita b le fo r books, magazines, m et. In th e v illa g e s w here we some three o f them were th ra s h in g out th e ir wan ne-ars bending over uie. der, a ll s ifte d w e ll together. M ix a ll and fo r a ve ry f a ir q u a lity o f w r itin g tim e s slept and ate o r along the shaded “ M y b ro th e r Is whole?” he asked the Ingredients, add fla v o rin g and heat p a p e r has been m ade and th e experts lives on the rocks. B u t the fo u r s u r slo t o f the tr a il, Were pleasant and three m inutes. Bour In to a bu ttere d d e cla re th a t it w o u ld be possible In viv o rs d id not hesitate. T he y fo u gh t a n xio u sly. courteous. T lie y eyed me cu riou sly, “ Yes,” I said, s ittin g up and ru b pun and huke fo r tw e n ty m inute*. a n y c o rn -g ro w in g c o m m u n ity fo r a lik e the devils th e y re a lly were. but th e re was never any unseem ly One o f them wus on me im m e d ia te b in g a ve ry sore th ro a t, "e xcep t th a t | d isreg a rd o f m anners. Even tlie d ill A sm all piece o f cheese I f grated w ill p a p er m ill to secure su fficie n t m a te ria l 1 sh a ll n o t be uble to sw a llo w fo r a dreu w ere p o lite und hospitable. add fla v o r to any num ber o f dishes. o f th is c h a ra c te r to keep the m ill busy ly, bounding over the boulders w itli tim e .” screeches th a t s p lit the n ig h t. I lls Escalloped potatoes are Im proved, es- th ro u g h o u t th e e n tire year. W e slept th a t n ig h t in the Cayuga “ You were choked, b ro th e r.” enlloped onions and celery. S p rin kle d C o m fo d d e r can be g ro w n purposely k n ife and hatchet cu t circle s around villa g e , and in th e m orn in g forded the "A n d the Cahnuagu ?” o ve r le ttu ce w ith F rench dressing It fo r p a p er p u lp . I t should be p lanted my head— then chopped at my bowels. foot o f tlie la ke and pursued tiie tr a il " T h a t dog Is dead. Do you sleep makes a most ta s ty salad. Added Io t h ic k ly and c u t b e fore it Is old enough H is a c tiv ity was e x tra o rd in a ry , and w e s tw a rd again u n til it emerged upon now, fo r the dawn grow s near and we he fo u gh t b e tte r th a n I, fo r he knew an om elet n r soup. It Im proves both. to bear g ra in . the n o rth hank o f the Seneca riv e r, his weapons und they were strange m ust be upon o u r w a y." V a rio u s Stuffings. w h ich w e fo llo w e d to tlie v illa g e o f I s tirre d to w akefulness when the Gu-nun-da-gwu (s ite o f C u n uiiilalguu, Success never c o m » to a man who to me. T h is Is th e season when we are I t was th e re a liz a tio n o f th is w hich firs t p in k lig h t o f m orn in g wus In the N. Y .), on tlie la ke o f th u t name. Ls a fra id to fa te fa ilu re . lo o kin g over old recipes fo r the s tu f eustern skies. A pungent whllT o f ting o f a ll kin d s o f b irds : saved me. F ending a w k w a rd ly w ith “ N ow we are In the c o u n try o f the Danish S tuffing fo r k n ife o r hatchet against n foe whose wood sm oke fille d my n o strils , und 1 Senecas, b ro th e r,” said T u-w an tie ars, T u rk e y .— Souk one nnd h a n d lin g o f them was the re s u lt o f tu rn e d over to w a tch C o rla e r fr y in g when we s ta rte d the n e xt m orning. life lo n g tra in in g . I was a t a d isa d bacon and maize cakes. one h a lf dozen prunes "Y o u have seen tlie homes o f a ll the A fte r eating, I fe ll in to my place be- o th e r trib e s , save o n ly the T usca ro over n ig h t and b o il them vantage. So I changed th e tom ahaw k to my tween th e D utch m a n and Ta-wan-ne- ra*, w h o liv e to tlie south o f the Onei- tw e n ty m inutes. D ra in them fro m th e ir Juice le ft hand, and grasped the k n ife by ars. In five m inutes the fo re s t had d a s ; h u t none o f them la so fa tr_ a s and s t u f f ' I lie *tfreasl o f th e h ilt as i f i t were a sword, th ru s t closed around us. T he glade of lust the v a lle y o f Q en-nls-he-yo ( lite ra lly , the tu rk e y w ith the in g w ith it p o in t firs t Instead o f slash n lg n t's a d ve ntu re was shut o ff ns com “ T lie B e a u tifu l V u lle y ” ) , w here my prunes m id th re e o r fo u r in g as the In d ia n did. And now my p le te ly as I f It existed In a n other b re th re n d w e ll.” w o rld . T he re rem ained no m ore than apples pared and q u a r s k ill a t fence was in my fa vo r. F ro m a lit t le v illa g e th a t was hud A POPULAR PRICE HOTEL The Cuhnuugu's k n ife wus no longer the hare groove o f the tr u il and the died on tiie near hank o f the riv e t T a tered. S tu ff Ihe rest o f OF DISTINCTION th a n m ine. We were on equal term s encompassing w a lls o f underbrush and wan-ne ars sent o ff th a t n ig h t a mes the tu rk e y w ith breud crum bs, care — o r ra th e r th e advantage in clin e d overhead the ro o f o f tre e houghs. Main SIrcet. between Sixth and Seventh fu lly seusoned w ith suit, sweet mar senger to c a rry on w ord o f o u r coming. to w a rd me. B e w ild e rm e n t allowed in T h a t a fte rn o o n we forded the M o So tw o days la te r, when we hud passed jo ra m , pepper, and fin e ly chopped Phone Faber 3840 , the In d ia n 's face. He d id n o t under haw k to the southern side some dis onion, m oistened w ith m elted b u tle r the G en-nis-he-yo and the b e lt o f fo r stand th is fig h tin g w ith passes and tuuee above Ua-ne ga hu-ga LOS A N G E LE S (ne a r e s t beyond t o the Senecas' c h ie f town, uud tld c k cream llu - ie o fte n w h ile p a rrie s and s w ift, stubbing assaults. Danube, N. Y .), the U pper M ohaw k roasting. _ • ‘ T De-o-nun-da-gs-u, It was to find o u r M y chance came the n e xt tim e lie castle. A nd now fo r th e firs t lim e we selves expe< ted guests. W a rrio rs and D utch Stuffing,— Souk th re e cu p fu ls 700 ROOMS charged me, goaded In to desperation began to meet o th e r tra ve le rs. Sev hunters, women und c h ild re n , along o f bread crum bs In m ilk to cover, 300 rooms without bath $1.50 by these strange tactics. I aim ed a e ral M ohaw k fa m ilie s s h iftin g t lie ir the tr a il, h ailed T a w a n ne-ars and his 200 rooms with private toilet $2.00 squeeze d ry , add three beaten eggs, a 200 rooms with private bath $2.60 sm ashing blow a t his head w ith the abodes on account a t poor crop c o n d i frie n d s ; and u t th e gate o f tlie pal tecS|Rionful o f sa lt, one fo u rth tea- tom ahaw k, and, as lie lifte d Ills own tio n s in th e ir old v illa g e s ; a p a rty o f isade w h ich fo rtifie d tlie villa g e fo r spoohful o f pepper, one h a lf teaspoon- Good Garage Facilities h atchet to guard, I th ru s t fo r liis belly, Oneldns o f th e T u r tle chin Journeying It was th e p rin c ip a l stron g h o ld o f the fu l o f sage and three sour apples, p a rrie d his k n ife and rip pe d him open. on a v is it o f condolence to the Mo chopped. Slice o n e -fo u rth o f a pound W estern D o o r—s tis s l I >0 ne-lio -ga w e l l o f haqpri th in , fr y w ith a m edium sized H is death y e ll was in my ears as I haw k T u rtle s , one a t whose roy-an-ehs h im self, th e G u a rd ia n o f the Dbor, chopped onion und lieu th e onion Is leaped o ve r Ills body and looked to see had Just d ie d ; a band o f M oliu w k w ith h is roy-a n ehs and lia -se li-n o w a cooked, com bine the tw o m ixture s, m ix how m y comrades w ere doing. Ta- h unters re tu rn in g fro m th e sp ring w e ll ( lite r a lly , "A n E levated N 'liine"), w e ll n n d It Is nouty fo r use. wan-ne-ars had Just k ille d his man and h unt. By these la tte r Ta-w an-ne-ars o r chiefs, around him. P iq u a n t, S tuffing.— Bqur one h a lf was ru n n in g to the help o f P eter, who sent w o rd to So-a-wn-iih. th e settlor H e w a s a splendid h a ik ln g o ld man. c u p fu l o f vin e g a r over three cu p fu ls had tw o a ssa ila n ts on his hands. As roy un-eh o f the Mohaw k W o lf d u n , ta ll as Ta wan lie ars, his massive o f crum bs, squeeze d ry . add one h a lf Ta-w an ne-ars came up. th e D utchm an charged w ith tlie w a rd in g o f the E a st shoulders unbent by age, his naked c u p fu l o f m elted b u tte r, one c u p ful closed w ith one, dashed the defending ern Door, o f o u r e n counter w ith the chest, w ith the v iv id device o f the EASES SORE o f chopped olives, th re e chopped w o lf's head, rounded lik e a b a rre l; his weapons aside and grasped th e s tru g Cahnuagas Hnd its resu lt. T he evening o f the th ir d day we pendant scalp-lock shot w ith gray, lie pickles, one sm nll green pepper g lin g savage In Ills p o w e rfu l arms. THROAT chopped, season w ith sa lt, pepper and T he la st Cahnuagu tu rn e d to fiee, but camped In the Oneida c o u n try a t the and those w ith him were in gala dress, T a k e a little "V aseline” c u rry pow der Io taste. T a -w a n -n e -a ri d id not even a tte m p t to base o f a b ill, w h ich the t r a il e n c ir and tlie sun sp a rkle d on ela tio ra te Jelly several times a day R a isin Stuffing.— T ills Is especially pursue him . W ith o u t any appearance cles and w h ich fo r th a t reason was headw ork and s ilv e r and gold o rn a good fo r game b ir d s : Soak and and at bedtim e. Taste o f haste th e Seneca balanced Ills to m called Nun-da-da-sis ( “ A ro u n d the m ents and In la y o f weaisins. (T O B E C O N T IN U E D .) squeeze d ry one q u a rt o f bread ahaw k, drew back h is a rm and h u rled H i l l ; " present site o f U tie a , N. Y .L less a n d o d o rle s s . crum bs, add tw o w e ll beaten eggs, one I t a fte r the fu g itiv e . T he keen blade Soothes and heals. W ill <x:-x*X-;-X’:-x*XvX->X*X*X*X‘>X<x:x<‘X-:X*X<-X*X<X*X*X->X'sX‘>X->X<r teaspoonful o f sa lt, tw o taldespoou- crushed th e m an's s k u ll before lie had n o t upset you. fu ls o f b u tte r, one fo u rth o f a tea- passed fro m the c irc le o f fire lig h t, CHESEBROUCH MFO. CO. B ritish Public B alk ed at S a n ita ry M ethods spoonful o f pepper, one teaspoonful and T a-w an-ne-ars sauntered across ...........»«.<„ State Srreet N ew York chopped parsley, one c u p fu l chopped and scalped him . ra is in s and ono h a lf c u p fu l celery. “ T h a t tim e T a-w an-ne-ars d id not T he m eeting o f the congress o f the | eyes, and h l* teeth rh a tte re d , and h l* miss, b ro th e r,” he observed to me as Sauaage Stuffing f o r Goose.— M ix to Royal S a n ita ry In s titu te reca lls the (1st* clenched them selves w ith w o rry I watched w ith fa scin a te d h o rro r the g e the r fo u r c u p fu ls o f bread soaked snd p a in ." stron g opp osition w h ich s a n ita ry re see. u. • re v e r r bloody neatness w ith w h ich he dis and squeezed d ry , one egg, on e -h a lf fo rm e rs once encountered. T he T im e * f l T l O L l U M J B lX r W hat w o u ld the w r ite r o f th is p ro patched Ids task. c u p fu l o f chopped celery, o n e -h a lf In 1854 rejoiced th a t C h a d w ick had re test say If be could see th e public P e te r b ro u g h t up his ca p tive and pound o f sausage, otie teaspoonful o f ceived a pension w h ich w o u ld enable health service today? A cco rd in g to tossed the man down In f r o c t o f us salt and o n e -fo u rth tea spo o n fu l o f him to leave d ir t and disease alone: Ida s ta n d a rd by th ia tim e M aster John "O o f. th a t was a good! f ig h t !” he pepper "A e scu la p iu s and C hiron. In th e fo rm 1 B u ll ought Io have been washed alto- V / Stop Stop the smarting and hasten the com m ented p la c id ly Russian S tuffing fo r Goosa.— Scrub o f M r. C h a d w ick and D o c to r South- ‘ get her out o f existence and (sitfred healing by prompt application of “ W h y a p rison e r, Peter?” asked Ta- the goose In s tro n g soda w a te r to re wood S m ith, have been deposed, and away w ith th e soapsuds.— M anchester wan-ne-ars. move a ll surface soli, w ip e and dredge we p re fe r to ta ke o u r chance o f c h o l G u a rd ia n W eekly. “We w ill ask him of der Doom w ith flo u r and s tu ff w ith tw o c u p fu ls era and the rest th a n to he b u llie d T r a il, ” re tu rn e d C orlaer. o f t a r t chop|>ed apple and one o f In to h e a lth .” He Jerked the man to his feet. raisins. Use G reenings o r B a ld w in F irs t L ith o g ra p h e r A n o th e r co m p la in t was th a t th e ir “ W here Is der Doom T r a il 7“ be de apples. A lo y s S enefelder, a poor Bohemian a c tiv itie s had established *» perpetual SELIG BROS.. San Francisco manded. Whol««*l« T«.k>rt S a tu rda y n ig h t, and M aster John B u ll d ra m a tis t, reside n t In M unich. acc|. T he Cahnuaga, ba d ly shaken though H«»« n*r local d**Ur tsk« t o u t m***ort Aw • 1 aras scrubbed anti ruhlied and aniall- d e n ta lly In ve nte d the a rt o f lilh o g ra - (•UafacUon Guarantaad" AI.L-WOOL SUIT. he w a s d rew h im s e lf erect and folded Prieaa ta «alt r«w ’ part*. to o th comtied t i l l th e tears ran In to bla I ph». bis arm s across his p a in ted chest. | T ake S a lt* to Flush K id n e ys and H elp N e u tra liz e I r r i ta tin g A cids -ANS FOR INDIGESTION FOR OVER ZOO YEARS K id n e y and b la d d e r Ir rita tio n s o fte n re s u lt fro m a c id ity , says a noted au th o rity . T h e k id n e y s help f ilt e r th ia acid fro m th e blood and puss It on to th e bladder, w h e re It m ay rem a in to Ir r ita te and Inflam e, causing a b u rn ing. s c a ld in g sensation, o r s e ttin g up an I r r ita tio n a t th e neck o f the b la d der, o b lig in g you to geek r e lie f tw o o r th re e tim es d u rin g th e n lg h h T h e s u ffe re r la in co n stan t d re a d ; th e w a j te r passes som etim es w ith a scalding sensation nnd is v e ry p ro fu s e ; again, th e re is d iffic u lty in v o id in g IL B la d d e r weakness, m ost fo lk s c a ll I t because th e y c a n 't c o n tro l u rin a tio n . W h ile It Is e x tre m e ly annoying j and som etim es v e ry p a in fu l, th is Is j o fte n one o f th e m ost sim ple a ilm e nts to overcom e. B egin d rin k in g lo ts o f s o ft w a te r, also get about fo u r ounces o f Jad S alts fro m y o u r p h a r I m acist and ta k e 11 ta b le spo o n fu l In a ' glass o f w a te r b efore b re a k fa s t. Con tin u e th is fo r tw o o r th re e days. T h is w ill help n e u tra liz e the acids In the | system so th e y no lo n g e r are a source i o f Ir r it a t io n to th e b la d d er and u r i 1 n a ry organs, w h ic h then a ct n o rm a l again. Jad S a lts Is Inexpensive, and Is m ade fro m th e o d d o f grapes and lem on Juice, com bined w ith llth la , und Is used by thousands o f fo lk s who are I su b je ct to u rin a r y d is o rd e r* caused i by acid Ir r ita tio n . Jad S alts cause* no bad effects w hatever. H e re you have a ple a sa nt, efferves cent llth la - w a te r d rin k w h ic h m ay q u ic k ly relie ve y o u r b la d d e r Irrita tio n . | K in g G e o rg e a P re a c h e r W h ile th e ex ka ise r, w ho Is unable to And a p u b lis h e r fo r Ills sermons, I* u m ere liiy m u n , o u r own k in g - th o ug h ve ry few people m uy be u w are o f th e fa c t— holds a c le ric a l ap|>ointinent en t it lin g him to preach. I lls m ajesty I* a p re b e n d a ry o f St. D a v id 's ca lh e d ra l, receives one pound per iin n u n i In re spect o f th a t office, m id Is e n title d th e re b y to preach In th e ca th e d ra l— h u t o n ly ouce a ye a r.— London T lt- B lts. A to r p id I l r o r p r e v e n t« p r o p e r fo o d e e e lm lla . lio n . T o n e u p y o u r li v e r w i t h W r l g h t 'e I n d i a « V e g e ta b le P ills . >71 P e a r l 8 t . N Y Adv T u b e U n d e r th e T y n e E urope, too, Is going In fo r riv e r tunnels. I t Is now proposed to con s tru c t a tube u n d er the R iv e r T yne, w h ich , It Is said, w o u ld he used by fro m t.lMXXXKI to fi,000,(100 passengers a year. Engineers urge th a t a tu n ne l o f th is s o rt w o u ld tie m uch m ore p ra c tic a b le thHn a bridge. No Cold Fevar headache or gripped Colds break in a d ry for the millions who use Hill's. Hes'lsche snd fever stop. La Grippe is checked, A H in a way so reiizble th zt druggists guzrsntee results. Gold* are too important to treat in lesser way*. Be Sure It» ^ j HOTEL w ith port rail HY-POWER TIM E R Puts Pop Into T oot Fortt , I f you »rant to be fre e fro m tim e r J tro u b le « , i n s 'a ll a 1 IY -P O W K K < l l M K l l and » our w orries w i ll he U » rr. W r p o e lU ve ly g u a ra n te e one f u l l y e a r o r p e rfe c t tim e r Be rv lee .or re fu n d y -.n r i i<ti.ty. Lrl< • 11 Ml e «rtk W r ite fu r c ir c u la r ,o r I f y . u o rd e r fn u u th is ad we prepay pofltnge Mx-I’oww 1/g Cerp , P»y< C, ■$.fw w ee.l I . Garfield Tea Was Your G randm other’s Remedy F o r e ve ry stom ach snd In te s tin a l 111. T h is good uld-fash- toned herb home rem edy fo r c o n s ti p a tio n, stom ach 111* and o th e r derange m ents o f th e sys tem so p re v a le n t these dnys Is In even g re a te r fa v o r as a fa m ily m edicine th a n In y o u r g ra n d m o th e r's day. 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